The English Delegate's Speech & a Stern Warning!!

[John McKenna]

I strongly recommend that whoever goes to Tromso later this year to represent the ECF (and English chessplayers) delivers, to the Assembly, something along these lines -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK2WJd5bXFg

Because, I fear if things don't improve we may be in for a visit from a higher FIDE - the

Federation of Interplanetary Destruction Enforcers, viz...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_seKyGYlTHY