We have a player like this in LCC who kills a small rain forest each time he plays a game

every time he moves (faster than the speed of light!) he records a move in a huge block capitals and goes into the box for at least 4 moves each time - consequently he needs about 5 score sheets per game, and the writing is total gobbledygook.
We have all tried to warn him on numerous occasions, that eventually someone will complain, but he never seems to take it on board (his English isn’t that great). Miraculously in the 3-4 years he has played for us, there has never been a serious dispute with another team involving this player.
He’s actually quite a nice bloke and I get on great with him, but in general I’m not keen on playing these guys who fancy themselves as hustlers from central park. The game is seldom enjoyable and you often have to endure continuous staring, along with them moving without a millisecond of thought, and then sitting back and yawning (which shows a total lack of respect).
I’ve learned to not let it affect me, keep my gaze fixed on the board while use my time properly, work my way through their cheap tricks and tactics and only cast a hypnotic gaze of my own, when I am about to deliver mate or land a crushing, piece winning blow
