The Crossing of Limbs

[John Upham]

From now on I will be regularly crossing and uncrossing my legs whilst playing chess, table tennis and engaging in motorsport in the hope this will distract my opponents.

[NickFaulks]

While wearing a miniskirt?

[John Upham]

While wearing a miniskirt?

I shall leave that to your fertile imagination.

[Matt Mackenzie]

It has almost certainly been used as an excuse for losing at chess before.

[Ian Thompson]

From now on I will be regularly crossing and uncrossing my legs whilst playing chess, table tennis and engaging in motorsport in the hope this will distract my opponents.

Maintaining the best possible taste at all times, I hope.

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[John Upham]

Interestingly the original name of the Cupid Stunt character was Mary Hinge.

The chaps at the BBC decided this spoonerism was to be banned but permitted the alternative Cupid Stunt.


Both names were suggestions of the most wonderful Barry Cryer.