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Disturbing message
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:17 pm
by John Upham
A bleep from my iPad brought disturbing news this afternoon
@SilvioDanailov is following you!
Perhaps he lives in an aircraft hanger at Luton Airport...
Re: Disturbing message
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:53 pm
by Ray Sayers
Avoid toilets......
and gates.
Re: Disturbing message
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:53 am
by John McKenna
Ray, I'd just add, if John is unable resist entering a toilet via a turnstile (ubiquitous these days), particularly the subterranean kind then he should smear himself liberally with garlic and carry a variety of crucifixes about his person. He had best carry a mallet in his right hand and a sharpened stake of wood in his left. All because Count Silvio was seen leaving Luton by a late train bound for...