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Inappropriate chess book covers

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2026 2:09 pm
by MSoszynski
Please don't research what this book is really about, as that would spoil the joke.

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Re: Inappropriate chess book covers

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2026 2:50 pm
by John Upham
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Games You Can Play With Your Pussy
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Re: Inappropriate chess book covers

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2026 7:51 pm
by Neil Graham
There is, of course, The Big Book of Busts - see https://chessexpress.blogspot.com/2014/ ... busts.html

I would advise forum users not to Google the title as several non-chess references will appear.

Re: Inappropriate chess book covers

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2026 4:48 pm
by John Upham
How about this one?



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Chess Training Pocket Book: 300 Most Important Positions
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Re: Inappropriate chess book covers

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2026 1:27 am
by Jon Mahony
I seem to remember there was one called "Soft Pawn" by Bill Hartston, which actually had some cartoon tits on the front lol

Re: Inappropriate chess book covers

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2026 10:03 am
by Geoff Chandler
Not quite inappropriate but...

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Re: Inappropriate chess book covers

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2026 10:24 am
by Paul Robert Jackson
Jon Mahony wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 02, 2026 1:27 am
I seem to remember there was one called "Soft Pawn" by Bill Hartston, which actually had some cartoon tits on the front lol
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Re: Inappropriate chess book covers

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2026 3:16 pm
by Simon Rogers
Neil Graham wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 25, 2026 7:51 pm
There is, of course, The Big Book of Busts - see https://chessexpress.blogspot.com/2014/ ... busts.html

I would advise forum users not to Google the title as several non-chess references will appear.
I have a copy of that book, Neil. Howard Wood from Chess Essentials sold it to me one year at the Leyland Chess Congress.

Re: Inappropriate chess book covers

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2026 3:35 pm
by Matt Mackenzie
Bill Tidy did the cartoons for How To Cheat At Chess too, and in both cases very well.

Re: Inappropriate chess book covers

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2026 6:46 pm
by Jon Mahony
Paul Robert Jackson wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 02, 2026 10:24 am
Jon Mahony wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 02, 2026 1:27 am
I seem to remember there was one called "Soft Pawn" by Bill Hartston, which actually had some cartoon tits on the front lol
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That's the one lol