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MJMcCready
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Highly original and previously unthought of joke.

Post by MJMcCready » Sat Oct 03, 2020 12:57 pm

I take no responsibility for anyone who does laughing.
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Re: Highly original and previously unthought of joke.

Post by Matt Mackenzie » Sat Oct 03, 2020 1:18 pm

As the saying goes, don't give up the day job :)
"Set up your attacks so that when the fire is out, it isn't out!" (H N Pillsbury)
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Re: Highly original and previously unthought of joke.

Post by Paul Habershon » Sat Oct 03, 2020 1:27 pm

Pedants United really appreciate that vocative comma in 'Cheque, mate'. It's an essential ingredient in a hilarious punchline.
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Re: Highly original and previously unthought of joke.

Post by Richard Thursby » Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:30 pm

The daftest newspaper on the internet
Clearly not correct; that accolade belongs to one or more of the British tabloid media outlets.

I don't know for certain (and somebody in the know please correct me), but if someone offered "Cheque, mate." as a method of payment at Chess & Bridge: The London Chess Centre then they might be (politely) told where to go. Alternatively, this might indicate that the joke is quite old (well over ten years).
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